Overheard at a table in a cafe, when I was out with two friends earlier in the afternoon:
"...really, it's true, and then I plastered all my finger-tips with..."
"Ha! How? One handiplast for each finger? No lah, I used surgical tape, about half-an-inch each over all my fingers so no fingerprints would be left behind at the polling station."
He concluded that last line with a horribly smug look.
As the laughter subsided, I noticed some distracted looks from around the same table. Growing distraction.
Tsk tsk. What can I say - some people can be so very careless.
In other news, the tin foil hat goes out of fashion.